Quotes Derived from Jessica:
"Sex is the eighth wonder of the world." ~Landon P.
"I'm NOT a woman!!" ~Rei Rei
"mmm...soylent green..." ~Homer Simpson
"mmm...purple.." ~Homer Simpson
"You're good looking. I can see why she likes you."
(Who?)
"Not too bright though." ~Oracle
"God bless your little soul." ~Mark W.
"You're weird."
(You just figger that out?) ~miscellaneous
"What's a cat's favorite color?"
"Purr-ple!" ~Mrs. Senkevich
"Let's do that just one more time!!"
(You said the FIVE TIMES AGO!!) ~Mr. McGill
"You fear what you do not understand." ~DMG
"Have you had your coffee today?" ~Mr. Hendrix
"Detention? Nah, let's just sit here and hang out for 30 minutes..." ~Marty F.
"It's scary...Think about it..this is what doctors call 'practice'!" ~Greg
"oh...*small laughter*...yeah." ~Mason C.
"Everybody's hugging!" ~Ralph Wiggum
"Drums...YOU BETTER GET 10 FEET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER IN THREE SECONDS OR ELSE I'LL CUT YOU ALL FROM UIL BAND!!!" ~Mr. Hendrix
"ooo...shiny..." ~Rydia ^_^
"I love my Kickapoo Joy Juice!" ~Milhouse
"...I'll be a horse's patooty!" ~Mr. Hendrix
"Life's a witch, then you fly!" ~Kathryn D. (or anonymous)
"Derned it to heck!" ~Becky B.
"Happy, happy, happy!" ~Mrs. Senkevich
"Capital! Very, very good!" ~Mrs. Senkevich
"If you kick yourself in the butt it hurts, so don't kick yourself in the butt." ~Ashley E.
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" ~Homer Simpson
"Ho-mmmerrr!!" ~Coronel Klink
"Scaring people is fun!!" ~Rydia ^_^
"Who wants to go skinny skydiving?" ~CJ
"Who wants to flash the camera?"
(I do I do!) ~Rydia ^_^
"Oh, yes Mr. Skeleton...would you like some Sangria?" ~Becky B.
"Let's see if I have you trained: What IS up?"
(Ummmm....the ground?)
"^_^"...*falls over*" ~Rydia (talkin to Devie)
"What's everyone's favorite shape?"
(...*silence*...)
"Well...who HAS a favorite shape?"
(...*silence*...*cough*...)
"...I guess no one has a shape preference..." ~Mrs. Senkevich
"I want to go home."
(Don't we all?) ~Christian Maroney (on school)
"What can you do with a chainsaw, a block of ice, and a bucket of paint?"
(You can make yourself a special friend!) ~Josh M. (on his Survey)
"Like I take a shower with my mother!!"
(You do?!?!) ~Rei Rei (w/ Kevie)
"Can't sleep...clowns'll eat me...can't sleep...clowns'll eat me.." ~Rei Rei
"I used to be schitzophrenic, but we're okay now." ~anonymous
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." ~Ozzy Osbourne
"Awww..I don't have any bananas..." ~Kevie
"dooeedooeedooeedooeedooee...eeahheeeahheeahheeahh!!" ~Mr. Rankin (frightning isn't it?)
"...*reer*...*hiss*..." ~Kathryn D.
"I'm God!! You're Adam!! tee hee!!" ~Ashley
"*yawn*...I woke up a couple of hours ago..."
(...what time is it there?...)
"...*glances at her watch*...5:00 PM..."
(lol..)
"Yeah, I know...way too early.." ~Rydia (w/ Adam)
"Ask the wall what time it is."
(...he says 2:30...)
"I can't believe you're talking to a wall." ~Christian M. w/ friend
"Are you asleep yet?"
(Yes.) ~Aeka and Ryoko
"Quit throwing stuff!" ~Mrs. Carney
"What's the point of huddling together into a corner? Yay! Now we're all just one target instead of many so they won't waste
ammo!" ~Rydia (on school defense)
"...*walks up to you*...BOO!..) ~Mr. Hendrix
"I see a hiney...all nice and shiny...and if you don't hide it...I'm gonna bite it!" ~Ashley (or anonymous)
"Umm...blue trees and fandangos...mmm..." ~Ashley
"*shrieking like a lil girl*" ~Mr. Hendrix
"...oh no...what can I DO with this hair??" ~Mr. Hendrix
"...the zebras are coming on Wednesday?..." ~Mr. Hendrix
"...you want me lucky charms?" ~Justin (the new Jerry)
"Hey look! It's the Rabid Donkey March!" ~Justin (don't ask)
"I ride the short bus!" ~Justin
"Top of the morning to ya!" ~Justin
"Somebody's going to be wearing that tambourine!"
(You?) ~Mr. Hendrix
(Things you never wanted to know..) "I shave my butt!" ~Michelle B.
"I cook good cookies!" ~Jeremy S.
"...*hangs his head*...owww!!!" ~Mr. Hendrix (on our music)
"It's a message from outer space!!!" ~Justin (on the metranome)
"Nooo!! Bad birdie!!" ~Rydia ^_^
"Oww!! My freakin' ears!!" ~Rod (or Tod)
"Yeah, I'm not wearing my pants!" ~Rei Rei
"Rugby is just a bunch of guys grabbing each other!" ~Kevie
"MY boo-boo stick!" ~Kathryn
"I love pig's ass...pig's ass is awesome...pig's ass is some good stuff..." ~Jeremy
"..*jumps up to catch the invisible, imaginary butterflies*..." ~Mr. Hendrix
"Okay, my pants are falling off my butt here!" ~Rei Rei
"Sexy legs! Sexy legs! ohhh..yeah..I got sexy legs!!" ~Nathaniel H. (hehe...he wishes he hadn't said this)
"...they release the radioactive butterflies that think and make people think things they've never thought of before because
they didn't have time to think then with good thought and think is what they did. Then their heads blew up." ~Rydia ^_^
"If you mess up again I'll eat you. Roasted. With peanuts. And some sherry....that makes me hungry." ~Mr. McGill
"I spend my days controlling fake people!" ~Becky (on "The Sims", duh!)
"You make Chuck horny for me!" -eh. long story.
"...hmmm...This whopper is kinda chewy..." ~Becky (?)
"I will not stay up all night pondering why men have nipples." ~Buck (Daily Affirmation)
